Sitemap - 2023 - This Is a Newsletter!
A Year of Six-Word Stories: 2023
A Dozen Inappropriate Photo Captions
I'm getting softer as I age and there's no use fighting it anymore.
We need more realistic Christmas movies
It's Important to Set Goals and Hold Ourselves Accountable
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 2
My End-of-Year Finances Are Down Bad
The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2023: Part 2
The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2023: Part 1
What Is It About Eavesdropping?
We Don't Need Any More iPhone Updates
Feelings Don't Care About Your Facts
All bets are off on Black Friday.
Seeing Problematic Relatives this Thanksgiving? Here's How You Can Change the Converstation.
There Is No Objective News Because There Is No Objective Truth
Gender Reveal Parties Are Due for an Upgrade
What the fuck is up with these TikTok realtors?
Just Let People Enjoy Christmas Early
I Have an Online Brand and Influence to Maintain
Deconstructing the Constructed Structures of Podcasting
This Autumn Rain Is Killing the Vibe
E-Bikes Are a Scourge on Every Major City
I'm the Leftyest Leftist Who's Ever Lefted
Our Subways Are Decadent and Depraved
The Nihilist's Way to Carving Pumpkins
I Am Beautiful, No Matter What I Say
If I had a conversation with my teenage self...
I Ate a $17 Slice of Avocado Toast and I Learned Something About Myself
Tech overlords, just automate my job already!
When a One-Night Stand Gets Real
Bachelor In Paradise Is Beautifully Deranged
Reality is Just Another Thing we Consume
My girlfriend has been obsessed with this Taylor Swift word scramble.
I Don't Lick Balls! You Lick Balls!
Very Much Over Coffee Shops on a Power Trip
I'm sorry, but I have to get this off my chest.
I Love Brunch. But Also, What the Fuck?
POV: Just Asked a Foodie for Some Lunch Spots
When You Have the Opposite of FOMO
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 1
We Need Movie Trailers to Introduce Our Friend's New Significant Other
"Hey! I'm just following up on our last email..."
Assessing the Different Kinds of Living Arrangements
Yoga Makes Me Realize That I'm a Neurotic Mess.
What's trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?
How Different Generations Respond to Emails Is Fascinating
To Live and Die By Sticky Humidity
A Neo-Bank Finally Approved Me for a Mortgage!
I Mastered Therapy! Here's What I Learned.
I Was Going to Attempt a Threadbare Pun In This Title, But Fuck It... Threads Is Stupid
ATTENTION: Tech Overlords, CEOs, Rich Guys
When Your Company Sends An Organizational Update
POV: You're Dating Someone Who Is OBSESSED With Taylor Swift
I Checked My Bank Account Today...
Social Media Husks Squabbling About Dead Billionaires and a Wrecked Titanic Submersible
Can We Talk About the Hybrid Work Schedule?
QR Code Menus Are a Deep State Psy-Op
My First and Last Statement on RFK Jr.
I Have Been Converted to the Religion of Aioli
Donald Trump Has Been Officially Indicted.
The World Is Literally On Fire. Here's Why This is a Good Thing.
Crypto Commercials Are Ageing Impressively Well
If You're Going Out, Aim for Two Locations
We Live In Truly Disorienting Times
A Shitshow to Kick off a Bloodbath Primary SZN
You're In Your 30s... Why Would Your Friends Call You?
AI Is For the Founders, the Trailblazers, the Visionaries, the Job Creators
Pollen Season Is Getting Out of Hand...
Can We Talk About Evolution of Instagram?
Never Be Honest With Your Colleagues
American Gerontocracy? National Elderly Abuse? Should We Euthanize It All?
Lunch Bowls May Be the Quintessential American Meal
I See You're Criticizing Capitalism from Your iPhone...
Yes, I use paper straws. Yes, I am helping.
The Streaming State of the Union
The Disparity Between Hotels and Air Bnbs Is Getting Out of Control
I'm Late to This, But This Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster Ordeal is Insane.
OH MY GOD!! Literally, this is so me!!
Wedding Season Makes Me Wish I Had Less Friends
I Still Can't Get Over What the Dalai Lama Did
I Fell In Love with a Harry Potter Girl
Kid Rock Shot Cans of Bud Light.
A Very Important Topic Is Being Debated!
Cancel Culture Is Getting Out of Control
TGIF! Feeling Burnt Out At Work? Remember This!
I Just Need to Check My Email...
I'll See You Around 4:20... I Think...
You Criticize Society, Yet You Live In a Society...
All the Neurodivergent TikTokers are Frauds. I am the True Neurodivergent.
A Day In the Life on the Internet
I Love You, But I'll Always Love The Office More
Is It OK to Put Pineapple On Pizza?
A LinkedIn Creator's Take on "The Last of Us"
"Sorry, we don't like your kind here."
Why Taylor Swift is a Feminist Icon
George Santos Is Not a Human, But an Ideal.
WHO'S READY FOR THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL??
I am Problematic. Here's My Sincere Apology.
The YOKE Media Doesn't Want You to Know THIS About Rising Egg Prices
Poverty is a State of Mind, Not a State of Being
I Like to Think of Myself as an Inspiration