To All My Kings Who Pose for Photos with their Fish
This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
Pretty bold of Alyssa to assume men do this for the ladies. We are told there is plenty of fish in the sea, but not every fish is necessarily worth catching. The prized ones—the Swordfish, the Blue Marlins, the Yellowfin Tunas—are highly sought after. The competition is stiff.
In spirit, men can either be sharks or guppies. As fishermen, we can go after the big money catch, or we can be Danny DeVito stuck in a raft at sea wondering where his rum ham floated to.
These pictures are ferda fishing buddies, to show them we can catch because we are a catch. Additionally, for any woman who was wondering, we want to demonstrate that we are capable of feeding you.
Also, no man has seen a picture of a woman holding up her pet pug with that stupid puppy filter on her face and thought “she seems fun and intelligent and definitely not basic, I would like to have sex with her.” … Ok, that’s a lie—we’d still like to have sex with you, but only as a means to kidnapping your dog.
Ha, always worth clicking onto your entertaining posts - and these days I need a laugh to get through the day.
Would love to hear your thoughts on an American political system that puts a guy like George Santos (or whoever he is) on an oversight committee. I mean, has America gone completely mad?