Harvard Business School has Tips to Make Your Profits Soar to the Scrillions. You Won't Believe What they Have to Say!
If you don't make scrillions from following this advice, then you're a guppy cuck.
What They Teach You At Harvard Business School: “How to use big data to optimize the ideal way to cannibalize interns so you can use the $12/hour you pay them to add to your CEO’s quarterly bonus.”
What They Don’t Teach You At Harvard Business School: “According to the notes from a street-smart executive, if you do cannibalize your interns, make sure to leave their internal organs intact. Due to market inflation and the recent shock to the global supply chain, one spleen and two kidneys on the black market could give your startup enough runway to last another year-and-a-half. It’s unconventional, but it does count toward your company’s sustainability metrics.”