The YOKE Media Doesn't Want You to Know THIS About Rising Egg Prices
This is definitely not EGGcellent!!
Old McBrandon had a farm, and it was primarily made up of his satanic chicken cabal—on Epstein’s Island.
There are plenty of hard-working Americans—decent people—who can’t wait to get home after a hard day of work and use their gas stove to heat up a reasonably priced egg… Surely the president of the United States should support such a goal, assuming he loves America and stands for freedom. Instead, the lunatic radical left is trying to force us into becoming vegans. And if you’re lucky enough to afford eggs on top of paying for multiple Chevy Silverado HDs High Dakota Ranch Editions, as all working families do, Joseph HUSSEIN Brandon wants you to cook them on electric stoves.
This is madness!
It’s not enough to have more sex toys in Walmart and to make M&Ms that turn me on… I mean woke… but now they want Denver omelets to cost $100.
Insanity!
You know, this all started with Obama crashing the economy in 2008, and since then, it’s been a legacy of failed Democratic policies. In some places, eggs are as high as $12,000 a dozen. At this rate, if you paint your house eggshell white, you won’t be able to afford a mortgage.
But the social justice Twitter mob isn’t focused on basic economics; they only care about more eggquality in the hen house. They’re calling for an equal gender split 20:20:20:20:20, and they won’t stop until the hen house is renamed the “scrambled house.” Thanks to footage provided by Libs of TikTok, liberal farmers have been recorded saying male chickens can lay eggs.
If Biden cared about the American people, he could lower egg prices with the executive egg button. Why do you think it’s called the Oval Office? It’s all part of the master plan he can’t remember. In fact, Joe Brandon forgot he raised the egg prices already so he raised them again!
Hunter Brandon was almost as high as these egg prices… when he was on drugs because he was a drug addict. Now people are saying Hunter is trafficking illegal fentanyl-filled eggs over the border and feeding them to elementary school children while they’re forced to watch drag queens read stories about communism and grooming. You have to wonder: Did Nancy Pelosi and BigFoot know about this?