QR Code Menus Are a Deep State Psy-Op
But, seriously, scan this QR code to see why.
“I just want to point out that now in America—the land of the free—if you passionately question what your children are, should, or shouldn’t being taught in schools, you are a domestic terrorist. Also, if you refuse to let the government force you to inject a vaccine that they will not let you know the ingredients to and can not or will not be held responsible for the side effects of, you too are a domestic terrorist. On the flip side, if you riot, violently protest, or burn cities to the ground, you aren’t a domestic terrorist, but rather a freedom fighter… unless those riots/protests/fires are opposing or even questioning the current administration’s handling of basically anything, then you’re back to a terrorist. But wait, there’s more! If you say you’re affiliated with BLM or the Alphabet Mafia and you say jab mandates are racist or genderist, you go back to not being a terrorist. Lastly, if you accepted the $600 the government gave you, the IRS and State Department can use the Patriot Act to track all your banking and financial records. And depending on if you have donated to the previous administration or anyone who is not pro-the current administration, you may go back to being a terrorist. Are you confused yet? That’s the whole point. Any questions or concerns, please contact… NO ONE! Because if you have questions or concerns, then you’re a terrorist.”
“Right. Have you decided on what you want to eat?”
“I’ve been sitting down for 40 minutes and you haven’t told me what I can eat here.”
“Well, I said you had to scan the QR code on the table to see our menu.”
“Don’t tell me this restaurant is still succumbing to these outdated totalitarian Covid lockdown measures pushed on us by Bill Gates! Did you know that he had a summer house on Epstein Island and that’s where he hosted foreskin dinner parties? QR codes!? What is this Big Tech nonsense?”
“I don’t know, sir. I’ve only worked here for a few weeks…”
“The left wants us all to live in fear! I have never heard of QR codes before Covid! Actually, I make waiters read everything out loud to me. Every side dish, every condiment, every ingredient. I don’t trust any of this dead tree or electrical Spanish que are code hacker bullshit.”
“Sure. Anyways, our special tonight is a seafood chowder paired with a cajun lobster mac ‘n’ cheese…”
Cajun lobster?!?? I’ll submit to any regime that provides for my needs like that.
The dairy quotient in that special tho!