I am Problematic. Here's My Sincere Apology.
This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
It was only an innocent, if not passive, like. I didn’t know the damage it would create. Some say political rhetoric is like jazz: It’s not about the notes you play, but about the notes you don’t play. I was unaware, uneducated, of how a tweet like, “Enjoying a nice walk outside on this nice sunny day,” was actual violence. Whenever the sun parts the overcast, it is committing literal cloud erasure.
Weatherphobia is a serious issue—there are many days in which people refuse to participate in outdoor recreational activities because the sky is “grey.” I suppose this implicit weather bias came from meteorologists, who are following a corporate agenda to drive as many people to the beach as possible, or to get their body temperatures to rise so they’ll be tempted to buy ice cream. I guess I never considered the differently-abled as well, and the fact that I recognized and prioritized my weatherphobia over the plight of their physical struggles has revealed my latent ableism. I understand I am a bad person.
As punishment for my slight against humanity, I will gladly accept the verbal lashings in my comment section until the public has decided I have been held sufficiently accountable. In the meantime, I’ll be taking a break from social media to further reflect on my erroneous lapse of judgment.
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