I'm the Leftyest Leftist Who's Ever Lefted
What do you mean I have to appeal to people who disagree with me??
If you do all the reading, this slogan actually means something totally different than what it obviously states. You need to do the work before you come at me with your bad-faith interpretations of this deliberately provocative language. I don’t care if the whole point of a slogan is to boil down a complicated message to the absolute minimum amount of words while still communicating as accurately and efficiently as possible.
Some people are so stupid and evil, they’ll give me the negative attention that I crave you can’t even have a reasonable and nuanced discussion with them. If you bothered to read my required multi-paragraph footnote that explains for context, you would understand that “Abolish the Family” doesn’t actually mean what it says in plain English.
Anyone with a room-temperature IQ can see these concepts aren’t that deep or esoteric. When the left says “abolish” or “defund,” we really mean “fix” or “improve.” Trust me, there’s a greater strategic purpose to using a different word for seemingly no reason.
No, I am definitely NOT an aspiring influencer trying to seize on a career move. Why do you ask?
Don’t make me do the emotional labor of explaining what I mean if you’re not going to Venmo me for it!
Progressive messaging is perfect, fascist.