Wait, So Women Actually Poop?
This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
Wonder how many times this has happened before there was a need for this sign. Sometimes you just have to get Schwifty.
I would like to begin my analysis of this situation by stating: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. This is how totalitarian fascism begins. First, they mandated a driver’s license. Now, the medical science tyrants want us to carry “vaccine passports.” Before we know it, people will need poop permits, and then we are on the slippery slope toward full government control.
For historical context, the original translation of “ladies, please don’t poop on the floor,” came from a commanding request of social hygiene and overall politeness from womyn for womyn. The strict interpretation was soon diluted and mistranslated sometime in the 14th-century while King Richard Noggin III was conquering Europe and deliberately spreading hatred, racism, and patriarchy to the notion of ladies defecating as they please. Since then, scatological studies have had a clear misogynist bias. This created a social construct around pooping norms that have attached a sense of shame to feminine potty time.
The whole notion of “ladies don’t poop” has been destroyed, and it is uncertain how society will cope with this moving forward.