I Don't Lick Balls! You Lick Balls!
This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
“🥱 ur gay bro.”
“Is that all you have to say? You’re not even attempting to engage in an educational debate with me. I have laid out dozens of rational arguments and have bolstered them with citations from several studies and statistics. Conversely, you have nothing more than foolish homophobic taunts. It is axiomatic that dunderpated simpletons like you are unable to countenance the lived experiences of millions of Americans and wish to retreat to your own epistemological bubbles where your ideology will never face any formidable rebuttal.”
“🥱 you use $20 words but you make minimum wage; cuz you want to sound like a smart person. did you’re parents give you aspergers.”
“Are you going to respond to any of the points I have illustrated, or will you stick with your playground insults? I have carefully and craftily dismantled all of your ‘arguments’ and deep down, you know this. Just admit when you are wrong.”
“🥱 ur such a beta commie, you probably like obungler and BLM.”
“You’re trying so hard to have the ‘gotcha moment,’ yet I’m countering all of your ‘points.’ I want to reason with you, but you are making this exceedingly difficult. Quite frankly, I have abandoned all faith that you can ever engage in a rational conversation.”
“🥱 u liq balls bro”
“I don’t lick balls! You’re the ball-licker! You’re obviously overcompensating for your latent, closeted homosexuality with these crude remarks. Typical middle school taunt by a racist bigoted Trumpist.”
“🥱 woke snobs like you think everyone and everything is a racist white supremacist trying to oppress you when I’m reality you just suck at life”
“I SUCK AT LIFE??? YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!1!!!1!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL LOG OFF AND SHOW UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND OWN YOUR BITCH ASS!!!1!1!!!11!! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU…”
*account reported and suspended*
I don’t understand why some people have to be so judgmental or up in everybody else’s business. I thought that had become an old man’s game. Like a US/China war. I think all of the younger generations just want to get along and have fun.
Fifteen bucks, little man...