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So we're wearing diapers to own the libs?
Getting Double Chicken at Chipotle
The GOP Is In Its Shooting Dogs Era
So They're Banning TikTok Now...
Our Lord and Savior is a Hack and a Grifter
Here's What I'm Listening To Right Now
When Restaurant Reviews Aren't About Food
I Missed March Madness and the Solar Eclipse
America is too Lazy for a Second Civil War
Sometimes We All Have Bad Days...
"They Like You. Don't Overthink It."
My Attention Span Is Not to be Trifled With
I Am a Mess and I Will Do Nothing About It
Keeping It Real at the Grocery Store
It's Important to Practice Self-Love. Here's Why.
What is going on with online shopping?
When you get "5 minutes back" at the end of a meeting.
13 MUST TRY Life Hacks to Achieve a Perfect Work-Life Balance
My daily routine is going great!
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 4
The Media Doesn't Have a Political Bias, It Has a Profit Bias.
POV: When You Get a Promotion Without a Raise
Nighttime Eating Is the Only Thing Keeping Me From Six-Pack Abs
When You Fish For Compliments, Be Careful of What You Catch
I Don't Need Life, I'm High on Fast Food!
Circling Back to Corporate Lingo
WHO'S READY FOR THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL??
Let's Discuss the Apple Vision Pro
If I Don't Get Rung Up, I Will Wreck a Bitch!
How to Tell Someone's Generation by their Bio
The "Stay Hydrated" Industry is Getting Out of Control
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 3
Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
When That Sext Game Is Galaxy-Brain
This Is the Golden Age of Losing Your Money
Joy Is a Tension Between Happiness and Nihilism
How Opening a Lemonade Stand Taught Me EVERYTHING I Know About Economics