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The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2024: Part 2
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The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2024: Part 1
So the UnitedHealthCare CEO got got
Spotify Wrapped Dropped... Blah... Blah...
A Foolproof Plan for Happiness
Never Cave Into the Winter Coat
You'll Get Through Thanksgiving.
So I'm a Libtard Elitist and I'm Supposed to Know About the Costo Guys to Escape My Libtard Bubble
We're Doomed to Buy Smartphones Forever
How to Get a Raise/Promotion in a Tough Job Market
A New Way of Drinking in the Fall
My daily routine is going great! (Part 2)
The End of History. The End of Tomorrow.
Halloween Is a Cruel Communist Joke
DISCUSSION! Another 100 Albums...
People Who Walk Their Dog(s) While On the Phone with You
A Recap of Our Musical Madness
We've Reached Peak Smashburger
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
We Need Guardrails on Internet Usage
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
Eric Adams is the Most Unintentionally Hilarious Politician
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
I know I'm late to this, but American politics is getting too horny.
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
So Trump was Almost Assassinated (Again)
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
Demure and Other TikTok Bullshit
I have concepts of what I took away from the debate...
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
Some random thoughts about online vulnerability and transparency.
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
Work has too many notifications!
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
We need to talk about senior discounts
I had a cozy night in and this is what happened.
Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List
What is going on with weed branding?
The Escalating Weirdness of J.D. Vance
POV: You're a Broadcaster for Olympic Gymnastics
It's time to roast some boujee shit
Our Health Insurance Is Fucked Up
POV: You're Buying Something in 2024
What is the deal with gentrified snacks?
How Different Generations Enjoy their Summer Friday
So Trump was Almost Assassinated
That one friend who does not grasp the concept of "It's too hot outside."
The One Pandemic We Need to Eradicate Immediately
POV: You're Applying to a Minimum Wage Job in 2034
AI-Generated Culture is Truly Soulless
Trying to Find Your Friends at an Outdoor Concert is an Absolute Nightmare
So the First Presidential Debate Happened
Woke Madness Has Gotten Out of Control!
Corporate America has absolutely no rizz
Pizza Is the Most Utilitarian Food
A random thought about "King of the Hill"
Another Observation about TikTok Foodies
Just feeling my feels... : ( :
Don't Invite Me to Your Meetings!
Donald Trump is officially a felon.
Have We Figured Out a Modern Love?
Not Feeling the Whole Raising Kids Thing
Stop telling me I have body dysmorphia.
How to navigate corporate speak
Why is meal prep such a struggle?
I'm struggling with "I’m not a robot" tests...
"Yes, I would be happy to help with your last-minute request."
The New Beach in Nebraska Isn’t Gentrified Yet
Getting Life Lessons on LinkedIn
Based Tranquility with My Breakfast Sandwich
So we're wearing diapers to own the libs?
Getting Double Chicken at Chipotle
The GOP Is In Its Shooting Dogs Era
So They're Banning TikTok Now...
Our Lord and Savior is a Hack and a Grifter
Here's What I'm Listening To Right Now
When Restaurant Reviews Aren't About Food
I Missed March Madness and the Solar Eclipse
America is too Lazy for a Second Civil War
Sometimes We All Have Bad Days...
"They Like You. Don't Overthink It."
My Attention Span Is Not to be Trifled With
I Am a Mess and I Will Do Nothing About It
Keeping It Real at the Grocery Store
It's Important to Practice Self-Love. Here's Why.
What is going on with online shopping?
When you get "5 minutes back" at the end of a meeting.
13 MUST TRY Life Hacks to Achieve a Perfect Work-Life Balance
My daily routine is going great!
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 4
The Media Doesn't Have a Political Bias, It Has a Profit Bias.
POV: When You Get a Promotion Without a Raise
Nighttime Eating Is the Only Thing Keeping Me From Six-Pack Abs
When You Fish For Compliments, Be Careful of What You Catch
I Don't Need Life, I'm High on Fast Food!
Circling Back to Corporate Lingo
WHO'S READY FOR THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL??
Let's Discuss the Apple Vision Pro
If I Don't Get Rung Up, I Will Wreck a Bitch!
How to Tell Someone's Generation by their Bio
The "Stay Hydrated" Industry is Getting Out of Control
Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 3
Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
When That Sext Game Is Galaxy-Brain
This Is the Golden Age of Losing Your Money
Joy Is a Tension Between Happiness and Nihilism
How Opening a Lemonade Stand Taught Me EVERYTHING I Know About Economics