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The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2024: Part 2

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The Super Official This Is A Newsletter! & Friends Top 10 Records of 2024: Part 1

So the UnitedHealthCare CEO got got

Spotify Wrapped Dropped... Blah... Blah...

A Foolproof Plan for Happiness

Never Cave Into the Winter Coat

You'll Get Through Thanksgiving.

So I'm a Libtard Elitist and I'm Supposed to Know About the Costo Guys to Escape My Libtard Bubble

We're Doomed to Buy Smartphones Forever

How to Get a Raise/Promotion in a Tough Job Market

A New Way of Drinking in the Fall

My daily routine is going great! (Part 2)

The End of History. The End of Tomorrow.

So Many Holiday Decorations!

Embrace the Darkness

A Closing Statement

Halloween Is a Cruel Communist Joke

DISCUSSION! Another 100 Albums...

People Who Walk Their Dog(s) While On the Phone with You

I'm Lovin' It

A Recap of Our Musical Madness

We've Reached Peak Smashburger

The Campaign of Nothing

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

We Need Guardrails on Internet Usage

What the fuck is going on?

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Eric Adams is the Most Unintentionally Hilarious Politician

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

I know I'm late to this, but American politics is getting too horny.

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Fall Is Here!

So Trump was Almost Assassinated (Again)

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Demure and Other TikTok Bullshit

I have concepts of what I took away from the debate...

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Some random thoughts about online vulnerability and transparency.

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Work has too many notifications!

Hating on Italian Restaurants

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

We need to talk about senior discounts

I had a cozy night in and this is what happened.

Another 100 Best Albums of All Time List

What is going on with weed branding?

Vultures is Rough...

The Escalating Weirdness of J.D. Vance

POV: You're a Broadcaster for Olympic Gymnastics

It's time to roast some boujee shit

Our Health Insurance Is Fucked Up

POV: You're Buying Something in 2024

What is the deal with gentrified snacks?

It's Officially Joever

How Different Generations Enjoy their Summer Friday

So Trump was Almost Assassinated

That one friend who does not grasp the concept of "It's too hot outside."

The One Pandemic We Need to Eradicate Immediately

POV: You're Applying to a Minimum Wage Job in 2034

The Blue MAGA Delusion

AI-Generated Culture is Truly Soulless

Trying to Find Your Friends at an Outdoor Concert is an Absolute Nightmare

Some Quotes from the Ancients

So the First Presidential Debate Happened

Woke Madness Has Gotten Out of Control!

Corporate America has absolutely no rizz

Let's Talk About Pickleball

Pizza Is the Most Utilitarian Food

A Nation of Snowflakes

A random thought about "King of the Hill"

Another Observation about TikTok Foodies

Why Is Lonliness?

Just feeling my feels... : ( :

Don't Invite Me to Your Meetings!

Donald Trump is officially a felon.

Have We Figured Out a Modern Love?

Not Feeling the Whole Raising Kids Thing

Say No to Microdosing!

Stop telling me I have body dysmorphia.

How to navigate corporate speak

Why is meal prep such a struggle?

I'm struggling with "I’m not a robot" tests...

"Yes, I would be happy to help with your last-minute request."

The New Beach in Nebraska Isn’t Gentrified Yet

Getting Life Lessons on LinkedIn

Based Tranquility with My Breakfast Sandwich

So we're wearing diapers to own the libs?

Getting Double Chicken at Chipotle

The GOP Is In Its Shooting Dogs Era

Bad Day to be a Monday

So They're Banning TikTok Now...

Our Lord and Savior is a Hack and a Grifter

I Hate Taylor Swift Discourse

Here's What I'm Listening To Right Now

When Restaurant Reviews Aren't About Food

What Is Self-Help, Anyway?

I Missed March Madness and the Solar Eclipse

America is too Lazy for a Second Civil War

Sometimes We All Have Bad Days...

"They Like You. Don't Overthink It."

My Attention Span Is Not to be Trifled With

I Am a Mess and I Will Do Nothing About It

Keeping It Real at the Grocery Store

It's Important to Practice Self-Love. Here's Why.

A Childhood Lesson

What is going on with online shopping?

When you get "5 minutes back" at the end of a meeting.

13 MUST TRY Life Hacks to Achieve a Perfect Work-Life Balance

My daily routine is going great!

Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 4

The Media Doesn't Have a Political Bias, It Has a Profit Bias.

POV: When You Get a Promotion Without a Raise

Nighttime Eating Is the Only Thing Keeping Me From Six-Pack Abs

When You Fish For Compliments, Be Careful of What You Catch

The State of Flying

Hating on Chopped Sandwiches

Biden is old. Trump is worse.

I Don't Need Life, I'm High on Fast Food!

Circling Back to Corporate Lingo

Stay Blessed

Getting Picky on Dating Apps

Negativity Is Just a Mindset

WHO'S READY FOR THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL??

Let's Discuss the Apple Vision Pro

If I Don't Get Rung Up, I Will Wreck a Bitch!

How to Tell Someone's Generation by their Bio

The "Stay Hydrated" Industry is Getting Out of Control

Some Observations About the GOP Primary, Pt. 3

Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell

When That Sext Game Is Galaxy-Brain

This Is the Golden Age of Losing Your Money

Joy Is a Tension Between Happiness and Nihilism

How Opening a Lemonade Stand Taught Me EVERYTHING I Know About Economics

Coming Up With High-deas

We Need to Chill With these Subway Fare Hikes

The Epstein List

Finding Our Alignment

Never Meet Your Heroes

Why Men Should Always Compliment their Queens