Halloween Is a Cruel Communist Joke
No handouts for these socialist freeloaders!
*shouting through the screen door*
“I told you freeloading trick-or-treaters to stay away and stop expecting handouts and free candy! Y’all need to find Jesus!”
*a group of 8-year-old children*
“Can you help find Jesus? Where did you last see him? What was he wearing?”
*shouting through the screen door*
“Well, last I read about him, he was handing out fish and loaves of bread to needy… GODDAMNIT!”
There's always at least one killjoy, isn't there?
Time to take matters into your own hands, TREATERS.Toilet paper ready? START WRAPPING. Then throw water on the tp or maybe pore some sticky honey.
BETTER YET, plaster a Kamala poster on the outside of the window.
TRICK OR TREAT
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