The flick of my thumb shoots an endless scroll of forgettable content up and down my iPhone screen. I come across Ralph, a quirky little fellow whose existence is entirely dependent on my attention span.
“Entertain me,” I implore, but I remember Ralph is but a mere stick figure.
Well, on to some thirst traps…
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
That’s weird. Am I hearing things?
In the words of a famous man named Ralph: You are a mental case.
fear not Ralph you are saved to my photo roll and cloud