Some Quotes from the Ancients

Always listen to the ancients.

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“🧦”—Sockrates

“Not too bad, not too good…”—So-So Crates

“Now how bout that??”—Woahcrates

“I am offended!”—Wokerates

“Meh…”—Mehcrates

“Not so much.”—Aristoteless

“It’s a grower, not a shower!”—Micropenes

“Shee-it, all ya need is two cinder blocks and some Bondo!”—Redneckicus

“She’s just a friend.”—Plutonico

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