Finding Our Alignment
When someone's life is in shambles because of a distant planet.
“Hey Kaighleigh! I’m happy to see you’re taking the initiative to get yourself well. It is April Ares, after all, and apparently, Mercury is in Powerade… or something like that. I found that doing crystals in the bathroom has worked for me, but we’re all on our own spiritual journey. Unfortunately, we’re going to have to let you go due to this hippy nonsense and your complete abandonment of basic job duties… someone else will greet our customers at the Walmart entrance. Feel free to come in get your final paycheck whenever you’re feeling more aligned.”
"Jupiter entered Virgo" might mean different things depending on the era.
Solid Powerade burn.