When someone's life is in shambles because of a distant planet.
"Jupiter entered Virgo" might mean different things depending on the era.
I defer to my girlfriend who sends me astrology memes every day, but to be clear, she says she is not an astrology girl...
Solid Powerade burn.
I was clearly sipping on some Haterade this morning
"You will make a terribly funny comment on a terribly funny Substack Post". Damn these horoscopes are on point.
Mercury in Powerade, shouldn’t the FDA be all up in aligning that? Get the Mercury back in the shellfish.
I prefer my mercury in raw canned tuna!
i always get my chakras maligned before taking the day off.
How else will you maximize your PTO?
"Jupiter entered Virgo" might mean different things depending on the era.
I defer to my girlfriend who sends me astrology memes every day, but to be clear, she says she is not an astrology girl...
Solid Powerade burn.
I was clearly sipping on some Haterade this morning
"You will make a terribly funny comment on a terribly funny Substack Post". Damn these horoscopes are on point.
Mercury in Powerade, shouldn’t the FDA be all up in aligning that? Get the Mercury back in the shellfish.
I prefer my mercury in raw canned tuna!
i always get my chakras maligned before taking the day off.
How else will you maximize your PTO?