Work has too many notifications!
About to go on Do Not Disturb forever...
Log in to your computer. Use the code. Log in again.
Log in to your special software that has a different username.
Log in to the software that stores the passwords.
Blinking button on Teams/Slack/whatever with missed messages.
Read over messages, turn on email, read over messages.
Before you’re done going through your emails, there’s a new message from Teams: You have not completed the mandatory security training we told you about last week.
Notification!! Your password is expiring in three days.
Message from Slack from your boss outlining some new projects.
Phone vibrates. It’s some app sending you more bullshit.
New emails. Automated alerts about how X is down.
Phone vibrates again. It’s your partner who doesn’t understand why you can’t stay in constant communication all day, but thankfully they don’t give you shit about it.
Wait! Your automated alerts!
Stop! No, someone is messaging you on Teams.
The email client sound pings again. You are included on a thread you don’t need to be with 50 people talking back and forth.
Windows needs to restart to apply updates. Restart now?
Phone rings at your desk. Phone vibrates in your pocket. It’s spam.
Phone stops ringing after a few rings. You see a voicemail notification.
Teams sounds again.
It’s already noon.