Archive - This Is a Newsletter!

Our Lord and Savior is a Hack and a Grifter

This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.

19 hrs ago •

I Hate Taylor Swift Discourse

And why this says a lot about what music criticism has turned into.

Apr 22 •

Here's What I'm Listening To Right Now

Broadening my musical palette to reflect my current mood.

Apr 19 •

When Restaurant Reviews Aren't About Food

It's an aesthetic.

Apr 17 •

What Is Self-Help, Anyway?

Back on my existential "Can I talk my shit again?" dreck.

Apr 15 •

I Missed March Madness and the Solar Eclipse

Catching up on the important stuff while I was away.

Apr 12 •

America is too Lazy for a Second Civil War

I know everything seems bad, but...

Apr 10 •

Sometimes We All Have Bad Days...

The tale of an enraged senior citizen.

Apr 8 •

"They Like You. Don't Overthink It."

This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.

Apr 5 •

My Attention Span Is Not to be Trifled With

... wait, what?

Apr 3 •

I Am a Mess and I Will Do Nothing About It

Everyone wants to be the victim. I am the victim.

Apr 1 •

March 2024

Keeping It Real at the Grocery Store

This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.

Mar 29 •

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