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I loved scenes like this.

When I was in my early 20s almost all of my relationships were women in their mid thirties'’ who were going through a major crisis.

I would listen, be great in bed, be clean and obedient, but also enough of a bad ass to keep things interesting to the jealous and confused friends.

They would drive me round, make me food, buy me things and the sex was unbelievable.

These years taught me so much about women that I went on to be a very highly sought after women’s counsellor.

I Recommend this to all young men, follow my example. It will set you up in life.

Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.

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how old am i?

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I always guess ridiculously young. It's the only safe route. Never give an inch on that one.

"You look, hmmm, 22?"

"No, really, how old do you think I am?"

"Geez, I'm not very good at this, am I? 21?"

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Mar 2Liked by Sam Colt

I instantly loath people who demand that other people guess their age.

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