Verily, shalt Thou be blessed, uplifted and made joyous, by devine customer engagement and sublime PR, by the grace of His heavenly deployment of Holy AI Chatbots
As a theologian I’m amused and troubled, particularly by your point about the Big Bang Theory going on for 12 seasons…and the spin off…I may need to go on a retreat now.
All of my prayers have been answered
Though some of the answers were slow
But all of my prayers have been answered
And most of the answers were “no.”
My prayers just get (holy) ghosted.
You could try atheism, but then who would you call out to during sex?
Taylor Swift
Despair ye not.
Verily, shalt Thou be blessed, uplifted and made joyous, by devine customer engagement and sublime PR, by the grace of His heavenly deployment of Holy AI Chatbots
(virtual angelic assistants)...
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New brochures should be out soon.
"The Problem of Pain", Angry Executive Summary Deluxe Version 2.0.
As a theologian I’m amused and troubled, particularly by your point about the Big Bang Theory going on for 12 seasons…and the spin off…I may need to go on a retreat now.
God needs better production teams. Young Sheldon is the Devil's spawn.
Ummm, wasn't it all perfect until Adam and Eve stuffed up?
Not my area of expertise, but I'm pretty sure god blamed them for everything. (God isn't big on being accountable.)
Adam and Eve the OG Deloitte consultants.
This was a clear case of entrapment ... All these sins are just fruit of the poison tree.
Yep, why else provide a feast of apples if not for eating?
The original entrapment was god-made.
Outreach and PR also needs work. It’s a mess.
Holy Wars, Inquisitions, and plagues are bad for the brand
Is that bruce jenner on the left?
Sure, why not?
Can't wait for an automated St. Peter at Heaven's gates
“Your soul is very important to us. Please continue to hold and the next angel will assess your case in the order it was received. Thank you!”