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C.L. Steiner's avatar

All of my prayers have been answered

Though some of the answers were slow

But all of my prayers have been answered

And most of the answers were “no.”

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Sam Colt's avatar

My prayers just get (holy) ghosted.

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C.L. Steiner's avatar

You could try atheism, but then who would you call out to during sex?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Taylor Swift

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Paul Backhouse's avatar

Despair ye not.

Verily, shalt Thou be blessed, uplifted and made joyous, by devine customer engagement and sublime PR, by the grace of His heavenly deployment of Holy AI Chatbots

(virtual angelic assistants)...

🎵🌟🤖🤭

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

New brochures should be out soon.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

"The Problem of Pain", Angry Executive Summary Deluxe Version 2.0.

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Kit's avatar

As a theologian I’m amused and troubled, particularly by your point about the Big Bang Theory going on for 12 seasons…and the spin off…I may need to go on a retreat now.

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Sam Colt's avatar

God needs better production teams. Young Sheldon is the Devil's spawn.

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Caz Hart's avatar

Ummm, wasn't it all perfect until Adam and Eve stuffed up?

Not my area of expertise, but I'm pretty sure god blamed them for everything. (God isn't big on being accountable.)

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Sam Colt's avatar

Adam and Eve the OG Deloitte consultants.

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ItcheBrain's avatar

This was a clear case of entrapment ... All these sins are just fruit of the poison tree.

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Caz Hart's avatar

Yep, why else provide a feast of apples if not for eating?

The original entrapment was god-made.

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

Outreach and PR also needs work. It’s a mess.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Holy Wars, Inquisitions, and plagues are bad for the brand

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Ryan Schneider's avatar

Is that bruce jenner on the left?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Sure, why not?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Can't wait for an automated St. Peter at Heaven's gates

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

“Your soul is very important to us. Please continue to hold and the next angel will assess your case in the order it was received. Thank you!”

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