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Andrew Smith's avatar

Tell me about the cheesy Gordita Crunches.

Slowly.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Cheesy. Gooey. Degenerate.

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

There is nothing more righteous than Taco Bell.

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Sam Colt's avatar

It’s really the epitome of American multiculturalism and cultural appropriation. A beautiful thing.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

You had me at "degenerate."

But slower, please.

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Nolan Green's avatar

You're only as fat and miserable as you think you are. That will be $125.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Damn, are you my therapist?

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Nolan Green's avatar

Yes.

Here is an exercise in self awareness that I think will help you.

Stand in front of a mirror

Look at yourself and repeat

I am just a speck

Only gravity keeps me grounded

I am meaningless

And for that

I am grateful

Thant will be $125

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

Existentialist Me wins pretty much every argument.

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James R SEVIER's avatar

I've always been every character from, "The Breakfast Club" rinse, repeat...

All my love, J

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