1.I haven’t a clue what you are talking about because you are being specific. Please use some general waffle that does mean anything so I can understand it.
2. I am pretending that I am better than you because I like to make out that I have some overall, mystical insight that no one else has.
“Strong leadership” - A bully, definitely not good leadership. Had a boss once who was assessed as having strong leadership. He thought it meant he was good. He wasn’t, he was just a bully.
this is great! SO GREAT in fact that I may or may not have published a series of notebooks with the same vibe (I gifted some to my IT department, a bit passive aggressive, but they get it).
I need to lie down before I can revisit this list. A flood of trauma just enveloped my battered brain.
Glad we can put a pin in this and circle back at a later date.
Bravo.
“Look at the bigger picture” -
1.I haven’t a clue what you are talking about because you are being specific. Please use some general waffle that does mean anything so I can understand it.
2. I am pretending that I am better than you because I like to make out that I have some overall, mystical insight that no one else has.
Only bigger picture I wanna look at is when my next vacation is
“Strong leadership” - A bully, definitely not good leadership. Had a boss once who was assessed as having strong leadership. He thought it meant he was good. He wasn’t, he was just a bully.
Strong, like a dictator
Definitely
Spot on! “Let’s all stay in our lane” = “Keep your nose out of my project.”
I never saw the kimono one before. It's kind of scary.
Yep. Now explain how business lexicon is universal. It's not even a virus, it seems to travel by osmosis.
A friendly reminder that you must speak in convoluted jargon if you ever want a promotion.
Perfect. Spot on.
this is great! SO GREAT in fact that I may or may not have published a series of notebooks with the same vibe (I gifted some to my IT department, a bit passive aggressive, but they get it).
Just a nudge. Could you please leverage your core competencies to fix my MacBook? It is currently engulfed in flames.
IT crowd just watching it burn, eating popcorn.
1000% Sam. Holy shit I’d forgotten how grateful I was to be ten years past this until I choked up my lunch reading your post. 😂😂
Thank you for following up with your kind words. I trust that my post found you well.
Nice form response 😂
I will take a shot at the last one: "How can we stick a fork in it, if you dumb asses can't stop nuking them!"
I hope you put this on the wall of your cubicle for all to see.
We need to microwave fish in retaliation!