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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

We can't afford to shop anywhere that has a philosophy - Marge Simpson

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JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard loves how accurate this is.

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Tom Halligan's avatar

There's never an extinction-level asteroid when you need one

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Sam Colt's avatar

We're too entertaining for our almighty creator for that to happen

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Hella Lit"?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Gen Z/Millennial/TikTok slang

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Benjamin Vona's avatar

As a Gen Z member you're 5 years too late haha.

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Sam Colt's avatar

I can’t keep up 😭

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Okay. I'm not Gen Z or Millennial (born 1980) and I have difficulty making videos, so I don't use Tik Tok much.

I'm assuming that it means "good", though.

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Sam Colt's avatar

1980 makes you the Elder Millennial! Don't sell yourself short lol

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Wren's avatar

Outdoor seating only

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Sam Colt's avatar

Open-air restaurants only

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

Brilliant Sam. And so fucking stupid I’m so sick of it in my face every day.

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Bill Southern's avatar

Brilliant piece, Sam! Last week’s Rule of Three featured a similar rant. . .

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/reaching-the-tipping-point

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