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We can't afford to shop anywhere that has a philosophy - Marge Simpson

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Mustard loves how accurate this is.

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There's never an extinction-level asteroid when you need one

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We're too entertaining for our almighty creator for that to happen

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"Hella Lit"?

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Gen Z/Millennial/TikTok slang

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Jul 29Liked by Sam Colt

As a Gen Z member you're 5 years too late haha.

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I can’t keep up 😭

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Okay. I'm not Gen Z or Millennial (born 1980) and I have difficulty making videos, so I don't use Tik Tok much.

I'm assuming that it means "good", though.

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1980 makes you the Elder Millennial! Don't sell yourself short lol

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Outdoor seating only

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Open-air restaurants only

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Brilliant Sam. And so fucking stupid I’m so sick of it in my face every day.

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Brilliant piece, Sam! Last week’s Rule of Three featured a similar rant. . .

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/reaching-the-tipping-point

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