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Andrew Smith's avatar

9:30 PM on any day of the week is pretty late, you whippersnapper!

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Sam Colt's avatar

If I've learned anything from LMFAO, I will never apologize for party rocking!

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Andrew Smith's avatar

I feel like I just broke a hip listening to your explanation and your loud music.

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

There’s a 9:30 PM?

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Amy - The Tonic's avatar

agreed...also, playing your music loud enough for anyone who doesn’t live with you to hear it is just selfish and inconsiderate...it’s why god invented headphones 😈

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

I’ve always seen it as sharing. How will I know what my neighbors think of any given record if they can’t hear it? And who am I to deprive them of, say, New Order?

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Sam Colt's avatar

This is the correct take

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

God is a man with a long beard and a robe. But did he sew his own robe or was he naked until he got someone to sew it for him? This is important theology. And why doesn't God shave? God never told us why he doesn't shave. But he's definitely a man, otherwise that ceiling graffiti is wrong, and that would be sad.

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Sam Colt's avatar

I assume God has interns who sews robes.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

But when did he make the interns? Adam and Eve didn't sew, they just stole produce and fucked. There's like a whole gap in our knowledge. A scroll must be missing.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Maybe it was lost when Cain killed Abel?

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Cain didn't kill Abel in the director's cut but Disney won't release that

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Sam Colt's avatar

A lot of people are saying this. Big if true.

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Christian Näthler's avatar

rigor mortis sandwich lol

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Sam Colt's avatar

I was blown away at the superiority of Paris airport sandwiches

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Christian Näthler's avatar

had a sandwich at Brussels airport last week and was likewise delighted

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Jacob Zeiss's avatar

Good lord.... ;)

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Augusta Sagnelli's avatar

a big LOL

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