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Kit's avatar

It is written you cannot have tranquility without cheese. I don’t know where it says that. I’m a New Testament Scholar, it does not say it there. Must be in the Sandwich Sutra I suspect.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Only exception is the bahn mi

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Incredible. Just...bravo, Sam.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

This one was redeemed with the last sentence too! I was in agony that there wasn't any cheese on this wanna-be biscuit.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Very cringe of McDonalds. The plastic cheese brings the sausage egg McMuffin together.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

No joke, every morning of my senior year (at least every one I can remember), I drove to McDonald's and got 2 sausage and cheese biscuits with hash browns. Why? Because I was a trash pit and I could get away with it.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Nothing trashy about being a Real American

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Instead of shooting big guns off into the air, I wrestled. Still pretty Murkan!

But without the wrestling, there's no way I could have consumed like 4000 calories every day. Mountain Dew, free refills.

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