New parents disappearing is very real. It's called the "Baby cave," and they generally won't reemerge for 2-3 years. I laughed when someone called it that. Then we had a kid, and well...
Opening line: "Akshually, you seem to be a bit behind on the issues, so let me educate you with some facts and studies I just found. Yes, I also watch Ted Lasso."
Obviously, you have to utilize "obviously" to make sure your argument is utilized to "utilize" pop cultural references to make benign center-left commentary seem profound, obviously.
People say marriage is bad, but marriage is fantastic. Marriage saves you from this bullshit.
Kids on the other hand...
I respect any parent who has patience for kids. I was a little asshole and I would've hated having to raise me.
New parents disappearing is very real. It's called the "Baby cave," and they generally won't reemerge for 2-3 years. I laughed when someone called it that. Then we had a kid, and well...
"It'll never happen to me! I'm way too cool. Oh, shit..."
(me, in 2005)
Coincidentally, “A patronizing and somewhat paternalistic polemic” was going to be the subtitle for my yet-to-be-published memoir.
Opening line: "Akshually, you seem to be a bit behind on the issues, so let me educate you with some facts and studies I just found. Yes, I also watch Ted Lasso."
I plan to utilize the word “obviously” a lot. Also the word “utilize” too.
Obviously, you have to utilize "obviously" to make sure your argument is utilized to "utilize" pop cultural references to make benign center-left commentary seem profound, obviously.
Obviously!
In my head this is how I think liberals insult each other
There's a reason why we call it the Oppression Olympics!
apples to oranges my friend. those are quality films.
The Disney adults line killed me...I know many a member of that unique genus.
I say that as I've watched the entire Harry Potter series and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 with my girlfriend this past month....
I read all of that. I was there in the room. I started to feel real sad for them...
getting in to deep is what I do.
Tell me about the covfefe jokes.
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