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Dennard Dayle's avatar

I didn’t expect to see a country put through a table in this reflection, but I’m very present for it.

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Sam Colt's avatar

They colonized enough of this planet. They need to get bodied once in a while.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

I smell an opportunity here. Amazon is aggregating reviews from humans into a sort of generic "what users say" review... maybe this is a useful model here.

Daters say...

"Jill is likely to say she's not this type of girl, but she is"

"John looks pretty rapey but he's a good dude underneath all that, just not relationship type"

etc

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Sam Colt's avatar

My idea for hinge and bumble was to have a 5 star score like your Uber rating at the top of your profile and a review section where people can leave comments, but you can’t see them--only the person swiping on you. I root for chaos.

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Jacob Zeiss's avatar

In that case is having more reviews and comments a positive or a negative?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Likely negative

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Jonathan Delp's avatar

How did you get the two strikes on the Chicago date?!

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Sam Colt's avatar

I was never given an explanation. Guess my general demeanor/personality was a red flag?

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Jonathan Delp's avatar

If you were snorting like a wild boar and pawing at a plate of spaghetti like it was the underside of a log full of grubs, then I suppose that could have set off a demeanor red flag.

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Sam Colt's avatar

My dream woman (aka my gf) accepts my boorish demeanor. Howerver, pawing at spaghetti is a faux pas for her.

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