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You should just one of those 5 gallon water bottles that fits on top of office dispensers with you everywhere you go. Be sure to create a label that says: I WIN! and attach it to the bottle.

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I mean, what is the point of hydration if I am not more hydrated than my peers?

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Drinking coffee + tea, which are made with water, aren't good for me. Or so I'm told.

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I drink 4 cups of coffee a day. I'm sure this is fine.

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did you hear they found lead in the trendy Stanley cups lol

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“karma” is too mean of a word, but i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t thinking it a little

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I am shocked!

Karma is my (led) POI-SON!!

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Preach!

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Of all the "hip" trends I don't get, this is near the top.

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I have a 16 oz water bottle I got from an old employer and I am perfectly fine with it.

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I drink a lot of water, so I think I have a 22 ouncer here at home. It fits in my hand and it's made of plastic. Very quiet!

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Sippy Slut. That's art, right there.

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