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Kevin Alexander's avatar

"Made out with a girl at a bar, and after, I went to the bathroom tasting Thousand Island dressing on my lips."

A serious red flag, if ever there was one. Ranch, on the other hand...

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Sam Colt's avatar

You know, I wouldn't hate that...

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

Having stubbly black legs, sitting on my lap and then as I looked up I could see a few unplucked chin hairs...

Eventually I had to put in rules to stop the ick.

Eat food.

Don’t do drugs and don’t drink so much that you spew.

Don’t cheat or flirt with other guys.

Don’t be crazy and get super sad or super angry for no reason.

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Contarini's avatar

"I’m so glad I no longer have to worry about any of this."

Word.

(It's totally ick to say "Word" as if it were a few years ago, right? I did that on purpose. As a joke. Really.)

(But I do actually mean I'm glad I don't have to worry about any of this.)

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Katie Nissen's avatar

i downloaded tinder for exactly 1 week before i deleted it after reading a message from a guy who said i would make a great co-captain for his hot air balloon ?

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Sam Colt's avatar

I mean, at least he's adventurous? Guess it beats the bathroom selfies as his profile pic?

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Katie Nissen's avatar

i’m maybe not conveying the level of fervor with which he seemed to want me on this hot air balloon

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Dennard Dayle's avatar

Not eating it? I’ve seen a million pre-meal photographers, but eating has posers? Somehow I have more information than before, yet know less.

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Sam Colt's avatar

I’m as guilty as anyone of taking photos of meals I’m about to eat. But I’ve been to brunch spots and have seen people take photos of meals then push them to the middle of the table without eating a single bite. Anything for the content, I guess…

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Dennard Dayle's avatar

Meta’s definitely history’s sole driver for photos of side salads.

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