i downloaded tinder for exactly 1 week before i deleted it after reading a message from a guy who said i would make a great co-captain for his hot air balloon ?
I’m as guilty as anyone of taking photos of meals I’m about to eat. But I’ve been to brunch spots and have seen people take photos of meals then push them to the middle of the table without eating a single bite. Anything for the content, I guess…
"Made out with a girl at a bar, and after, I went to the bathroom tasting Thousand Island dressing on my lips."
A serious red flag, if ever there was one. Ranch, on the other hand...
You know, I wouldn't hate that...
Having stubbly black legs, sitting on my lap and then as I looked up I could see a few unplucked chin hairs...
Eventually I had to put in rules to stop the ick.
Eat food.
Don’t do drugs and don’t drink so much that you spew.
Don’t cheat or flirt with other guys.
Don’t be crazy and get super sad or super angry for no reason.
"I’m so glad I no longer have to worry about any of this."
Word.
(It's totally ick to say "Word" as if it were a few years ago, right? I did that on purpose. As a joke. Really.)
(But I do actually mean I'm glad I don't have to worry about any of this.)
i downloaded tinder for exactly 1 week before i deleted it after reading a message from a guy who said i would make a great co-captain for his hot air balloon ?
I mean, at least he's adventurous? Guess it beats the bathroom selfies as his profile pic?
i’m maybe not conveying the level of fervor with which he seemed to want me on this hot air balloon
Not eating it? I’ve seen a million pre-meal photographers, but eating has posers? Somehow I have more information than before, yet know less.
I’m as guilty as anyone of taking photos of meals I’m about to eat. But I’ve been to brunch spots and have seen people take photos of meals then push them to the middle of the table without eating a single bite. Anything for the content, I guess…
Meta’s definitely history’s sole driver for photos of side salads.