Rule #1: Never get in a land war with Midwest moms. DeSantis probably spent weeks thinking he was going to "own the rubes," only to find himself in the "find out" stage almost immediately.
Midwestern passive aggressiveness is nothing to trifle with. I canvassed for Bernie in Cedar Rapids back in 2020, and those Iowans' bullshit meter during election season is through the roof.
Rule #1: Never get in a land war with Midwest moms. DeSantis probably spent weeks thinking he was going to "own the rubes," only to find himself in the "find out" stage almost immediately.
Midwestern passive aggressiveness is nothing to trifle with. I canvassed for Bernie in Cedar Rapids back in 2020, and those Iowans' bullshit meter during election season is through the roof.
100%
I loved that. The tron bit was the best!
Now roast the other team. I don't know what they are called but the Biden one!
Keep these fuckers guessing.
Oh I have:
https://thatguyfromtheinternet.substack.com/p/never-go-full-libtard
https://thatguyfromtheinternet.substack.com/p/sundown-in-america