My milkshake brought your Dad to your wife’s house. Toronto is just a big polycule now, like those giant fungi that occupy whole forests. Cornucopias are becoming rather based-adjacent.
No one knows Christmas like me, believe me. We weren't even allowed to say Merry Christmas under Biden, but now you can say Merry Christmas while pelting trans people with snowballs. It's unbelievable. We're experiencing tremendous Christmas magic like never before, people are telling me, "WOW I've never had a Christmas that was this special." Biden made presents WOKE, but, believe me, we will have bigger and better Christmas trees so every child can get a firetruck as a present. And not a toy firetruck, but a big one, the biggest ones, that they can drive like me. We love our firefighters, don't we, folks?
They're throwing milkshakes at windshields now?
Toronto is savage
Oh- Toronto? I thought you were talking about some place in America.
Toronto is basically America-lite
It's within spitting distance of America, so I'm not surprised.
My milkshake brought your Dad to your wife’s house. Toronto is just a big polycule now, like those giant fungi that occupy whole forests. Cornucopias are becoming rather based-adjacent.
I'm going BIGLY on my Christmas tree this year.
No one knows Christmas like me, believe me. We weren't even allowed to say Merry Christmas under Biden, but now you can say Merry Christmas while pelting trans people with snowballs. It's unbelievable. We're experiencing tremendous Christmas magic like never before, people are telling me, "WOW I've never had a Christmas that was this special." Biden made presents WOKE, but, believe me, we will have bigger and better Christmas trees so every child can get a firetruck as a present. And not a toy firetruck, but a big one, the biggest ones, that they can drive like me. We love our firefighters, don't we, folks?