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I am a lifelong HUGE U2 fan (I literally grew up with the band, as the members are just a few years older than me), so I totally get the obsessed thing. I'm known for driving my friends and husband batshit stir crazy when they are on tour.

Having said that, I'm also a fairly newish Swifty convert. While I don't know everysignglewordtoeverysignlesong, I do like her stuff and saw her for the first time a couple of months ago. It was an amazing show, she knows how to entertain and she's a hell of a lot smarter than the media give her credit for. Fingers crossed for your girlfriend that she is able to get a ticket!

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I have already entered a show presale to help her get a ticket. She has some solid songs. I think folklore is a good, even if overrated, album. And I have to give her and her team credit for their marketing and the way she keeps her fans engaged. I also saw she gave all her production team a $100,000 raise each, so I respect her a lot for that because I'm sure they're working their asses off this tour.

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I just found out that she's playing in my hometown of New Orleans......I registered for a presell code, so fingers crossed. Would be a good excuse to fly down and also stuff my facehole with ALL THE SEAFOOD.

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I'd even go one further (and I have, in my own life): don't have heroes in the first place.

People suck. They turn out to be monsters.

Ideas, on the other hand, are worthy of observation and maybe even admiration.

Can a concept be a hero?

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There's a quote that's something like:

"Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas."

My mind is just broken.

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I think coffee is like the glue that keeps my mind together in the mornings.

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The bad blood part just felt right. 😏

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I need you to convince your girlfriend to get her own substack so that we can ally against you

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Honestly, I think she would be very down.

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I'm sorry. The sooner you realize that she's already gone, the sooner you can begin to heal.

Telling us more about the Herbie Hancock might give you a reprieve from this hell--even if for just a minute. We're listening when you're ready to talk.

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I’ve accepted that this is who she is but I still love her. Herbie Hancock was incredible. It was my first jazz show I’ve been to unless you count BADBADNOTGOOD. He’s a really funny guy and the set list spanned a lot of his discography. The way he went from his more classical sound to his more experimental stuff was seamless. And he busted out the vocoder for 15 minutes!

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It sounds absolutely amazing! I love that he's still touring/playing.

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I'm not sure if he's touring full time. He was headlining TD Jazz Fest in Toronto, but I don't know if that's a one-off.

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Damn you for making me handwrite Jack Antonoff and Seventh of July onto a strip of toilet paper while reading this minutes after eating some questionable fish left out on the kitchen counter.

Wait a minute, there are no “e”s in Antonoff I said to myself, feeling as gullible as that time I told a Taylor Swift fan that the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary.

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Once you get sucked into the lore, there is no turning back!

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This is hysterically hilarious. And I say that as someone who thinks TS is a very talented songwriter. But the QAnon vibes are so spot on.

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