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The Swiftie GF's avatar

I'm having his baby!!!!

No, I'm not - but you should see your faces.

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Amy - The Tonic's avatar

😜🤣

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

😂💪🏻💯

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DR Darke's avatar

My ex-wife and I never wanted, or had, children either—we were both too busy getting our careers going. Besides, there's over eight BILLION people on Earth right now—that's four times too many by my estimation.

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Morgan Beatty's avatar

Your estimation is too low

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DR Darke's avatar

You're probably right—I took the number from the World Population Clock (https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/#:~:text=8.1%20Billion%20(current),currently%20living)%20of%20the%20world ) and, soon as I read it, I went, "Isn't that on the low side?" I personally figured it would be closer to Nine Billion than Eight.

But that's what it said, so that's what I put down. 🤷‍♂️

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Sam Colt's avatar

Jesus I thought we were at 7.5 billion. Better get that vasectomy!

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DR Darke's avatar

Honestly, I wish more men would—though my Dad got one after my kid brother was born, and six years later Mom had a fourth child! They checked because, well, my uncle raised a stink about Mom maybe cheating on Dad, and—the vasectomy hadn't taken.... 🙄

Apparently that's not all that uncommon, especially not back then—the failure rate was estimated to be as high as 9%!

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Morgan Beatty's avatar

oh, ha, we miscommunicated. I'm of the opinion our planet can host 8 billion people and maybe a lot more with the whopping disclaimer *if we do it right*

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Sam Colt's avatar

*Green New Deal has entered the chat*

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John Saleeby's avatar

Pretending to be happy is the closest to happiness you’ll ever get.

Happiness is for idiots.

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