You don't drink a gallon of water, do you? Like, everyday? A gallon?! I don't know how much a gallon is but I am guessing is roughly the size of a baby. That's a shitton of water. Does it work? I think water is a scam (says as she sips coldbrew from a tumbler big enough to last the whole day)
I've watched men lose weight by eliminating two things: no sugar (as in processed sugar and desserts) and no alcohol. Eat whenever you want but cut the portions down at each sitting. No more filling your plate like Mount Kilimanjaro.
Tates chocolate chip cookies at night are my 10 lbs 🙄
We all have our vices
Something like that. In my case I keep a close watch on my relationships with anything. I can tip over the edge too easy 🤷🏻♂️
Great laugh out loud piece.
Loved it.
Thank you!
You don't drink a gallon of water, do you? Like, everyday? A gallon?! I don't know how much a gallon is but I am guessing is roughly the size of a baby. That's a shitton of water. Does it work? I think water is a scam (says as she sips coldbrew from a tumbler big enough to last the whole day)
It's about 4L of water. I also run about 40 k a week on average, so I need it. Helps me keep my youthful glow.
“I think water is a scam”
Wow I must say that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone say that.
I've watched men lose weight by eliminating two things: no sugar (as in processed sugar and desserts) and no alcohol. Eat whenever you want but cut the portions down at each sitting. No more filling your plate like Mount Kilimanjaro.
A lot of people don't realize how terrible drinking is for you, especially if you're trying to lose weight.
Cut out sugar. Get on with your life. Check back in 6 months and find yourself a lot healthier, happier, and leaner. That's it.