You don't drink a gallon of water, do you? Like, everyday? A gallon?! I don't know how much a gallon is but I am guessing is roughly the size of a baby. That's a shitton of water. Does it work? I think water is a scam (says as she sips coldbrew from a tumbler big enough to last the whole day)
I've watched men lose weight by eliminating two things: no sugar (as in processed sugar and desserts) and no alcohol. Eat whenever you want but cut the portions down at each sitting. No more filling your plate like Mount Kilimanjaro.
Tates chocolate chip cookies at night are my 10 lbs 🙄
Great laugh out loud piece.
Loved it.
You don't drink a gallon of water, do you? Like, everyday? A gallon?! I don't know how much a gallon is but I am guessing is roughly the size of a baby. That's a shitton of water. Does it work? I think water is a scam (says as she sips coldbrew from a tumbler big enough to last the whole day)
I've watched men lose weight by eliminating two things: no sugar (as in processed sugar and desserts) and no alcohol. Eat whenever you want but cut the portions down at each sitting. No more filling your plate like Mount Kilimanjaro.
Cut out sugar. Get on with your life. Check back in 6 months and find yourself a lot healthier, happier, and leaner. That's it.