This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
I'm just old enough to where these might have been (gulp) 1:55 AM phone calls.
These "perils of being a young person" posts always make me so happy to be a decaying, middle-aged dad.
Sexting your wife:
"My love, it would be utterly orgasmic if I came home to some fresh queso."
You might imagine how that'd go down...
I'm just old enough to where these might have been (gulp) 1:55 AM phone calls.
These "perils of being a young person" posts always make me so happy to be a decaying, middle-aged dad.
Sexting your wife:
"My love, it would be utterly orgasmic if I came home to some fresh queso."
You might imagine how that'd go down...