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L.T. Hanlon's avatar

You should establish an OnlyFans channel featuring you wolfing down XL pizzas. Watching someone eat food is a turn-on for shitloads of people, who would gladly pay to see you jam something big and greasy into your Doritos chute. I'm serious.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Would you want me to squeeze it so all the juices come out of the pepperoni cups, like all those TikTok influencers do with sandwiches and steaks?

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L.T. Hanlon's avatar

Shirt on or shirt off?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Always tits out for the boys

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"I have maintained a power ranking system of pizza spots in Toronto...." It must be a long list considering the size of the city and its suburbs.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Here's where it stands (obviously limited to only where I've been):

1. Danny’s Tavern - 9.1

2. Macs - 8.7

3. Pizzeria Badiali—8.5

4. Sugo—8.4

5. Descendants—8.2

6. North of Brooklyn—8.2

7. Renaissance—8.1

8. One Night Only - 7.8

9. Superpoint—7.8

10. Burattino—7.8

11. Fresca - 7.8

12. Beast Pizza—7.7

13. Bitando’s (Slice)—7.4

14. Famoso Neapolitan Pizzeria—7.2

15. Ambassador—7.1

16. Blondie’s—7.0

17. Gusto 501 - 6.9

18. Fourth Man in the Fire —6.8

19. Maker—6.1

20. Frank’s Pizza House—5.8

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