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Kit's avatar

hmmm fish can see underwater and then they probably wouldn’t need the glasses…

but into the more important things!

You’ve got to keep your Madness in March. That’s just how it works, very traditional.

January: Joy

February: Facetious (I looked you’ve been nailing this one)

March: Madness

April: Apathy (some people go with anxiety but they’re wrong it’s too late for that by April the year is already getting on)

May: Manic (no this isn’t the same as madness)

June: Jubilation

July: Jaded (June was not all it was cracked up to be)

August: Acceptance (we’re more than halfway through this year and it looks like this is what we’ll be getting)

September: Sentiment (summer has mellowed and we’re feeling wise)

October: Obfuscation (what did you think all the costumes were about?)

November: Neuroticism (Obsessive football watching and an awkward family meal what else could be happening?)*

December: Dysfunction (I feel this goes without explanation just give it some thought.)

* I know, I know Canadians do the awkward meal in October it’s just hard to resist the lure of early neuroticism blame the Premier.

So do keep the Madness where it belongs.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Canadian Thanksgiving is just "Hey baud, y'know we killed Indians too, eh?"

We share the same Labor Day, let's get our Thanksgivings in sync.

I don't think my madness can be contained by months. I blame Mercury rising.

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Paul Backhouse's avatar

When you admitted absconding to South America in breach of parole I thought you were joking...😎🤣

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Sam Colt's avatar

Mostly trying to escape client emails.

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Jim Melvin's avatar

This is really funny!

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