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Kit's avatar

My one and only caution here, if you must use mason jars for piping hot coffee please use the ones that have handles. No one is marketing anti scald sleeves for mason jars and if they were it would mess with your cost matrix.

Let me know when you get rolling so I can park just down the block with my food truck which will offer only French's Mustard and Ketchup side cups, Canadian Style Cole slaw, and Labatt Blue.

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Sam Colt's avatar

No handles. How are we supposed to do hipster blue-collar cosplay if my clientele hasn't developed callouses on their hands? I did the market research, and 95% of them are graphic designers who will spend $500 on a pre-worn Carhartt jacket at a boutique vintage store. I'm trying to be D I F F E R E N T.

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Kit's avatar

hmmm will it have a mini pocket and a way to attach a vestigial carabiner?

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John E. Canuck's avatar

You got me with " we will have 15 IPAs on tap " :)

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Sam Colt's avatar

It's an essential. Honestly don't know how people enjoyed food without it...

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Barbs Honeycutt's avatar

is a taco a hot-dog? is the concept of hot-dogginess given by the shape/handling, or by the texture/ingredients?

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Sam Colt's avatar

A taco can either be a wrap or a deconstructed hot dog.

Hot dog sogginess is another example of neoliberal decline.

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Christopher Manson's avatar

I'm in!

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Sam Colt's avatar

Awesome! Just only $500,000 for .2% equity. You don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

I'm definitely hitting that place up when it comes...

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Sam Colt's avatar

Based on a real place in Sommerville, MA.

Next time I'm in Boston, I'll be there.

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Thalia Toha's avatar

Particularly interested in the Vietnam and Argentina sandwiches, Sam. They look stupendous! 🥪

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