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NachoToro's avatar

"He couldn't drive himself to Burger King. His license is revoked."

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Sam Colt's avatar

Florida Legal System W

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JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard is curious what condiment you got on the side?

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Sam Colt's avatar

Mayo. Florida chooses violence every time.

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JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mayonnaise has always spoken highly of Florida. This makes sense.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"....this is Florida, lady. They have right of way here."

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Sam Colt's avatar

Pedestrian rights apply to gators!

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