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Deliciously served prose!

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Now to balance out that sin, you must go to this place in Louisiana called the Meat Shack and order "The Man Hole" Which is basically a meat Pattie the side of a Frisbee. covered with cheese, baked beans and onions" Its also only 12$

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You're Cracker Barrel is showing.

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Yeah I never felt more white after this

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“our racially and sexually ambiguous server”

This is how you know the place is on the bleeding edge of culinary adventurism.

Oh, and does anyone else want to be NPR in the threesome scenario? No? Okay.

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But these staff always work at restaurants in the most gentrified neighborhoods possible.

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"Treat yo’self twenty-twenty-three!"

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Until my bank account tells me to go fuck myself

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Sure, but that's for Future You to worry about.

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That was so good, I had to double check whether I’m subscribed. I am!😅

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Lol thank you!

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I'd eat that.

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Ridiculous price aside, it was quite delicious.

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'Dear reader, I even took a bite.' Made me laugh, thanks for sharing

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