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Feasts and Fables's avatar

Deliciously served prose!

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

Now to balance out that sin, you must go to this place in Louisiana called the Meat Shack and order "The Man Hole" Which is basically a meat Pattie the side of a Frisbee. covered with cheese, baked beans and onions" Its also only 12$

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Nolan Green's avatar

You're Cracker Barrel is showing.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Yeah I never felt more white after this

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Rosana S's avatar

'Dear reader, I even took a bite.' Made me laugh, thanks for sharing

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

“our racially and sexually ambiguous server”

This is how you know the place is on the bleeding edge of culinary adventurism.

Oh, and does anyone else want to be NPR in the threesome scenario? No? Okay.

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Sam Colt's avatar

But these staff always work at restaurants in the most gentrified neighborhoods possible.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

"Treat yo’self twenty-twenty-three!"

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Sam Colt's avatar

Until my bank account tells me to go fuck myself

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Sure, but that's for Future You to worry about.

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T. D. Wolf's avatar

That was so good, I had to double check whether I’m subscribed. I am!😅

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Sam Colt's avatar

Lol thank you!

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Amran Gowani's avatar

I'd eat that.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Ridiculous price aside, it was quite delicious.

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