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S Peter Davis's avatar

This is just a pre-chewed sandwich. What, are they going to digest it for me too?

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Sam Colt's avatar

I prefer my meals motherbirded to me.

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Dennard Dayle's avatar

The sandwhich shake aisle is going to be weird.

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Caz Hart's avatar

Maybe the sandwich is aimed at toddlers?

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Sam Colt's avatar

It is not, unfortunately. Grown adults are hocking this stuff.

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Caz Hart's avatar

Big toddlers. The big people who have trouble eating grown up food. 😁

Having said that, I do enjoy a roughly chopped up home salad with everything chucked in together.

I think the finley chopped up sandwich filling is aimed squarely at Instagram. Pity us all if that's an indication of the future of ordinary meals.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Yeah chopped cheese is the only exception but even then it’s only the meat and cheese getting chopped up, not the entire sandwich.

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Annexes's avatar

Honestly the sandwich in the image doesn't even look that bad, mostly because I'm not a fan of entire slices of tomato in sandwiches and this seems like a solid solution for that. That being said, chopped smoked salmon bagels sounds plain criminal.

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Sam Colt's avatar

My girlfriend sent me a video of one and it looked like someone ate a smoked salmon bagel and spit it back out into a sandwich

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Caroline Barnard-Smith's avatar

I've yet to see a chopped sandwich in my corner of the UK, but they sound horrific and if one does dare to assault my delicate senses, I will be sure to run in the opposite direction.

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Sam Colt's avatar

This is the correct response

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Tina Stolberg's avatar

I have it on good word that chopped chicken, turkey, beef are delicious. And I can tell you my cat is very discerning. She prefers it to the pate.

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Sam Colt's avatar

But even a chopped cheese, it's only the ground beef and cheese that are chopped up. The lettuce, tomatoes, peppers, and onions are intact. I don't get the appeal of just going full Karate Kid on a sandwich.

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

Damn Schlotzkys for putting chopped lettuce on what is otherwise always been a brilliant round sandwich. Plus you can’t eat chopped sandwiches one-handed—in the car—which is half of the mission statement of a sandwich.

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Luana ♡♾☮'s avatar

The other mission statement is steering with your knee.

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

😎

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