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Katie Nissen's avatar

i play the stock market like a good old fashioned sucker!

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Sam Colt's avatar

Betting on football takes more of an educated guess than crypto and I will die on this hill

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Katie Nissen's avatar

my unearned confidence take is that if i could look every crypto “ceo” in the eyes i would know exactly which cryptos would be dead in a week

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Tina Stolberg's avatar

Maybe if advertising commercials, all product journalism really, started telling it like it is, people would get their shit together and stop living in a goddamn fantasy. But don't bet on it!!!!

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Sam Colt's avatar

I’ll bet the under on this one

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Sutee Dee's avatar

Haha, the dialogue at the end feels so realistic. Great writing!

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