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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

I've been been married 20 years. Before the apps.

But I like to think I would kill.

My Bio would be Womens Grief / Trauma Therapist. Bring it. I will fix you"

Plus am a 8.2 with money...soooo there that.

I fantasize about having all the apps. And just turning all the chats into therapy sessions,

then turning all the gals on the chats into therapy clients...

And getting rich...

Meanwhile I would just settle for a 27 year old slightly tubby single mom with zero issues.

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Sam Colt's avatar

I just put “interested in men” and let the ladies pile up in my inbox.

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Amran Gowani's avatar

We would've matched, Sam.

Congrats to your girlfriend on the Ph.D. program acceptance! Are you relocating to Chicago, by chance?

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Sam Colt's avatar

She still hasn't heard from that school, but I think she's supposed to hear either this week or next about interviews. She got accepted into a school in Vancouver.

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Fantastic! Fingers crossed she receives as many offers as possible.

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Paul Backhouse's avatar

Folding a fitted sheet...? Really...?😅

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Sam Colt's avatar

I need video evidence of this

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Tina Stolberg's avatar

You think dating apps are bad when you're under 30, you should see what's on display for the over 60 crowd. Swap fish for posing in a hotel bathroom mirror. Nothing screams relationship like the businessman on an expense account in a Ramada Inn.

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Sam Colt's avatar

I love dudes who take bathroom selfies while wearing the free hotel bathrobe. Class and fanciness.

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