I just ate an entire pizza by myself. It taught me otherworldly lessons about maximizing shareholder value by giving me an opportunity to take my piece of the pie.🍕
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This must be why my trying to advertise my books on LinkedIn hasn't resulted in any sales.
What being a serial killer has taught me about serializing my debut novel.
I stopped cleaning my fridge for three years to better understand supply chain management, here are four key take aways…
Why eating a moldy orange that's been sitting in my fridge for 6 months taught me the importance of taking a chance on non-traditional candidates.
I just ate an entire pizza by myself. It taught me otherworldly lessons about maximizing shareholder value by giving me an opportunity to take my piece of the pie.🍕
If you want to become equally successful, you can click THIS LINK to buy my $5000 course, discounted from $10,000! With this indispensable resource, you’ll learn:
1. How to maximize shareholder value 🎉
2. Make your friends and family hate you😡
3. Run a MLM scheme✅
Act fast, because we’ve only got 5 spots left in our Shareholder Value Accelerator! Like today’s pizza, it’s only going to be hot and ready for a short while!💸💸🔥🔥
Make it pepperoni and I will buy all 5 spots. Here's what this taught me about financial management.
Imagine if we ironically started using LinkedIn for desk flatlays and motivational quotes like it's 2012 Pinterest and LinkedIn was like 😲
My LinkedIn feed is full of cynical ad agency burnouts so they would be your audience for that lol
I used to work with Jordan Taylor. A real go-getter.
I bet he was locked in and threw away the key.
All day every day!
The pasture on the other side of the fence looks so green.
Yeah I just use it for job hunting but sometimes I get sucked into the feed.
I got a former school mate there, with the job description „Serial Entrepreneur and Philanthropist“
A capitalist and an empath. True unicorn.
LinkedIn is wildest social media site. Way more nuts than fb or TikTok these days.
At least in other social media sites the nuts are entertaining. It’s just so sterile on LinkedIn.