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Pregnant bodies are often taken as public property with rude assumptions made about your plans, amounts of kids, etc. “Is it a boy or a girl?!?” I’d like to think these explosive parties are an overreaction to those questions.

ITS WRITTEN IN THE SKY YOU BASTARD AND A MAN DIED DELIVERING THE MESSAGE HAPPY NOW?!?

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I’d like to see a gender reveal firework show, or gender flares.

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Gender Flare - a new edition of my newsletter where I tell you what genitals were discovered on the anatomy scan.

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this is gold. lol

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You need to move into the party planning industry.

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I joined my company's social committee for this specific reason. Mutiny against HR!!

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Of course you did. 🤣😂

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This was fun. I might consider going to the upgrade. But I think these parties need to go the way of the eight track. Who really gives a shit about the organs between your baby’s legs?

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Literally every right-wing political commentator lol

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🤣🤣 good answer. Let THEM go to the parties.

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