The suburbs are wasting a good party idea.
Pregnant bodies are often taken as public property with rude assumptions made about your plans, amounts of kids, etc. “Is it a boy or a girl?!?” I’d like to think these explosive parties are an overreaction to those questions.
ITS WRITTEN IN THE SKY YOU BASTARD AND A MAN DIED DELIVERING THE MESSAGE HAPPY NOW?!?
You need to move into the party planning industry.
This was fun. I might consider going to the upgrade. But I think these parties need to go the way of the eight track. Who really gives a shit about the organs between your baby’s legs?