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The bra off and food trucks ones feel a *little* too much like a personal attack 😆

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I hope you're right, too—but there are just enough nutters out there to make a real mess before we shut them down.

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Apr 10Liked by Sam Colt

You have given me hope!

"Hello, I'll be in the field, asap. Just one more bong hit."

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You crack me up, Sam. Pictured a fight in which one side has the guns and the other just throws paint. Maybe a giant paint ball flash mob?

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Apr 11Liked by Sam Colt

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Brilliant

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Your a literary Genius. Capturing the essence of truth.

Any of my right leaning friends will get a link to this any time they send me any bit of rise up rubbish.

They barley work 35 hours a week and then spend the rest of their energy talking about shows or ranting about how bad things are...

You gotta focus that energy! Into 60 hour weeks and multiple jobs!

Im an immigrant workaholic beast. I've been climbing over the bloated, terminally exhausted bodies of seppos on my way to my own American dream for years. I need you to stay tired and lazy - dont wake them up Sam!!

"Why is the NZ guy at work at 8 everyday when we start at 9"

Why Is the NZ guy in charge now :)

Keep dropping the truth bombs man :)

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