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The bra off and food trucks ones feel a *little* too much like a personal attack 😆

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I mean, how could I civil war without any street tacos?

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SRSLY.

Also, I now can’t get the G n’ R song Civil War out of my head. Remove the n’ and it just becomes grrrr….

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I hope you're right, too—but there are just enough nutters out there to make a real mess before we shut them down.

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It’s way more likely that we’ll see a rise in stochastic terrorism (still very bad!) than we would an organized militia nationwide.

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You have given me hope!

"Hello, I'll be in the field, asap. Just one more bong hit."

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It helps with the anxiety while I sniper my enemies

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You crack me up, Sam. Pictured a fight in which one side has the guns and the other just throws paint. Maybe a giant paint ball flash mob?

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Sure, but will this battle go viral?

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Apr 11Liked by Sam Colt

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Brilliant

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Your a literary Genius. Capturing the essence of truth.

Any of my right leaning friends will get a link to this any time they send me any bit of rise up rubbish.

They barley work 35 hours a week and then spend the rest of their energy talking about shows or ranting about how bad things are...

You gotta focus that energy! Into 60 hour weeks and multiple jobs!

Im an immigrant workaholic beast. I've been climbing over the bloated, terminally exhausted bodies of seppos on my way to my own American dream for years. I need you to stay tired and lazy - dont wake them up Sam!!

"Why is the NZ guy at work at 8 everyday when we start at 9"

Why Is the NZ guy in charge now :)

Keep dropping the truth bombs man :)

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Most of these losers just want to troll libs and watch the cops do the dirty work. If you're losing your shit over the Barbie Movie, you're not taking up arms to defend the Great Replacement Theory.

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I had to look up The Great replacement theory. Im always learning here on the STack.

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Idk if I would qualify that as learning lol

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