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Christmas down under is in summer and we have a problem with festive sweaters.

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Doesn't matter. They're called SWEATers for a reason.

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We call them jumpers.

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Sir I beg of you, stop spreading this wild misinformation about when Christmas ends. Twelfth night isn’t until January 5th. Rock the sweaters for as long as you can.

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Russia is paying me to kill Christmas

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hmm you can resist indoctrination into the great winter coat lie but have caved to pay offs in the form of hip Russian Folk sweaters. This may have been inevitable I blame the spread of Hygge culture.

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Life is full of contradictions. I embrace the chaos.

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Jobs bought two dozen of his US$270 turtleneck tops a year. I doubt he was ever itchy. 😁

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I listen to Step-Dad Richard Sticky and crack a can of Monster, slipping into my favorite Grinch cardigan. There is zero chance of dating before spring, the litterbox needs cleaning, covered by a dank musk rising from last night’s Swisher blunt. A good time to for fuzzy maths.

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