The girls are fighting!
Or as one tweet put it, "This is Kendrick vs. Drake for Republicans"
“When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it…”
“I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man.”
This was inevitable. Two divas cannot occupy the same space at the same time. What we’re watching here is Bitch Physics. The West is run by a bunch of catty, 16-year-old Mean Girls, and I’m simultaneously amused and in deep despair. Honestly, this situationship lasted about two months longer than I initially expected, and if you told me four years ago that Donald Trump and Elon Musk would be arguing like a divorced couple on Twitter, I probably would’ve believed you. The fact that Elon was jumping up and down on a stage with his FUPA jiggling out of his shirt 10 months ago in support of Trump is now even more embarrassing in retrospect. Elon is about to learn the hard way that MAGA doesn’t love him like they love Trump.
TSLA is down 14% and plummeting. Elon, welcome to the #resistance. Although his woke arc is going to be so fucking lame. He’ll become a huge Abundance Guy, and we’ll have to hear Matty Yglesias write reams of shitty blogs about how he should be the next Democratic nominee.
Both of them are stupid and evil, so I’m not deciding who I’m rooting for until I see Azealia’s opinion on the matter.
“The silver lining here is MAGA voters are disinclined to hold Trump responsible for the policy decisions made by his administration, so as DOGE automates the federal government and turns it into the UnitedHealthCare AI albatross, Elon Musk could eventually absorb that unpopularity; given his cloying desire to be liked and the unpredictable elements of his personality, it could cause some kind of volatility to this agenda of gutting the government regardless of the consequences or legality.”
— Me, a nostradamus that predicted the easiest thing ever, in February
The timeline:
Bro just found out Republicans also overspend and balloon the deficit… Most children realize that libertarianism is a scam right around the same age they discover Santa isn’t real.
Elon is so Gretchen Weiners-coded. Him saying “pork-filled” reminds me of the time Azealia Banks described him as “pork-skinned.” Also, I don’t want to hear the man who’s built like a box of cereal who IVF’d 10+ kids with multiple different women and an alleged penile implant Cybertruck-ahh dong calling anything disgusting.
Peter Theil is going to be so mad when he gets out of his cryogenic sensory deprivation vault and sees this.
Right now, J.D. Vance is the embodiment of “Sit back and relax, not everything needs a reaction.” Hillbilly Taoism.
Chat, is this an admission to election interference?
RE: “Such ingratitude.” Who did you think you were giving your money to?? If only there were literally 400,000 examples of Trump fucking someone over.
Elon loves defunding, hates being defunded.
I love the “wearing thin” jab because they’re both the same kind of fat.
Elon donated over $200 million to Trump and campaigned for him, all while knowing that Trump would likely end any EV mandates/subsidies; he’s such a cuck. You’d think for all of Elon’s spending to get Trump and Republicans elected, he could have tried changing their minds on a policy that could derail his most important source of wealth.
Love that Elon shared this via Autism Capital 🧩
I’m eagerly awaiting the escalations: Elon kicks Trump off of Twitter, Trump deports Elon, Elon moves to acquire Truth Social…
Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.
So funny to admit that you spent hundreds of millions of dollars getting a warmongering pedophile elected president and worked for him for personal gain and only say something when you’re no longer on good terms with that person. Anything to cut $10 million from the Department of Education… Elon just admitted to being the reason why a pedophile was elected, so his commitment to austerity must be ironclad. Well, you can always count on a drug addict to be the first to flip in a criminal conspiracy. Now Kash Patel needs to use the full resources of the FBI to find the diaperfur pics.
Musk is one claim away from alleging that Trump molested him in the Oval Office: Why do you think he has bruises on his face in recent images and videos?
If Trump deports Elon to El Salvador and nationalizes SpaceX and Tesla out of spite, I’ll pretend to be a MAGA Communist for an afternoon.
It’s important the president listens to his day-one friends in the midst of this betrayal.
So does this mean Elon is actually banging Stephen Miller’s wife?
I was waiting for Kanye to join in!
Crazy that Kanye renounced his antisemitism and then re-doubled-down on Nazism faster than it took for Elon and Trump to breakup.
I don’t even get this one. Whatever possessed Ye has moved to Elon.
Feud is one day in and Elon’s already posting like a #resistance lib…
He’ll make Trump fuck a pig like that Black Mirror episode.
I just want Trump to go nuclear and drop a screed like:
ELON “ROCKET BOY” MUSK IS AN ADDICT WHO CAN’T GET OR KEEP AN ERECTION, MUCH LIKE HOW HE CAN’T KEEP A BUSINESS UP WITHOUT GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES. HE WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING WITHOUT “TRUMP,” AND HE WAS NODDING OFF ON A COCKTAIL OF OPIOIDS, KETAMINE, AND GAS STATION BONER PILLS EVERY TIME HE VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE. VERY, VERY DISRESPECTFUL!