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This is so great. Nature's cancel culture makes me happy.

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It's our best hope against boomer/Fox News brain rot.

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The year I lived in Memphis I saw my first deep-fried turkey. It was also the year I became a vegetarian. Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not.

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I could see it working if you spatchcocked it, or doing just the legs. The whole thing? An unnecessary fire hazard.

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Yes, I am seeing problematic relatives this year for Thanksgiving.

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We all are.

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This line is great: "I assume this is what Oregon Trail was like, but no one ever had to slip into relaxed Thanksgiving pants from getting dysentery."

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