“🧦”—Sockrates
“Not too bad, not too good…”—So-So Crates
“Now how bout that??”—Woahcrates
“I am offended!”—Wokerates
“Meh…”—Mehcrates
“Not so much.”—Aristoteless
“It’s a grower, not a shower!”—Micropenes
“Shee-it, all ya need is two cinder blocks and some Bondo!”—Redneckicus
“She’s just a friend.”—Plutonico
"Pretty decent, eh?" (Canadensis).
He knows how to ball, I know Aristotle