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Nishant Jain's avatar

"Just don't make waiting on me your Roman Empire." 🙌

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Sam Colt's avatar

Can’t be minimizing Caligula like that

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Barbs Honeycutt's avatar

Caligula is the bomb.com (is the skibidi to my toilet?). Have you seen the 'artistic short' with Courtney Love?

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Tina Stolberg's avatar

I understood about 10% of this riz driz but that's more than what I understand to be newsworthy these days.

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Sam Colt's avatar

You just got your glow up, fam!

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Tina Stolberg's avatar

Haha. I'm just going to assume this is a good thing! Thanks for all the laughs, Sam.

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Amran Gowani's avatar

Dude, my delicate brain can't take this stuff.

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Sam Colt's avatar

Don't be cheugy, bruh!

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Damnit Sam, this is how the whole internet looks to me today!

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Sam Colt's avatar

Yeet! Gyat!

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Andrew Smith's avatar

GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Nathan Keller's avatar

This must be what atavan feels like. My last years' vote for best short S of the year was a near future in a cafe with the similar economics. Appeared on Cream Scene Carnival online magazine...

https://creamscenecarnival.com/2023/05/11/like-water-to-oil/

Pluh . Bruh, please and thankyou. If I was a real person I could tell you if the employer here was human, how I do that was since I feel no indignation, I can electronmicroenspirograph the words for gratuities of lived hesitant endearments. Throw away useless emotions and you have that much more processing RAM, MIRight? Ugh, turning Japanese with furnished apartments for beauty, which is not a thing, a refrigerator for beauty? The future is in our monkeypaws, write it on entire bedsheets, madness is de trop, if I used that word right.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Could you provide an English translation, please?

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Sam Colt's avatar

I couldn't if I tried.

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Kit's avatar

Thanks for reminding me I was born in the late 1900’s and speak Old English.

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Barbs Honeycutt's avatar

I don't even know how you wrote this. are those real words? did ChatGPT help?

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

😂

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